Teaching Golf To Your Better Half
Sometimes you’d think it might be easier to get someone else to teach golf to your dearly beloved!
We often have a chuckle with other golfers out there on the course on a nice sunny day… trying to respectfully coach their significant other. It’s hilarious.
Patrick: [addressing random people on the green who are laughing at us] “I’m trying to teach my wife golf, but she won’t listen to me; she’ll listen to everyone else’s golf tips, but oh-no, not mine.”
Ali: “I’m doing my best not to overthink and I don’t want coaching right here during the game. I’m just more polite to other people who want to give me tips while I’m trying to focus on hitting the !#$% ball but frankly I don’t really feel like getting a lesson right here right now, PATRICK… and I say that with love [winks & sticks out tongue].”
Please note that there is twice as much Ali-dialogue, but that is the reality (at the risk of getting into gender hot-water, Ali talks approximately twice as much as Patrick).
So anyway, you know, there are these things called “golf lesson”….